Party all the night!
Hoy se celebran como 2010 años desde que a Herodes se le escapó un niño, y eso hay que celebrarlo. No cualquier metida de pata es recordada tanto tiempo, caramba.
Antes de que inicien a decirme que soy un hereje que arderá en el infierno, permítanme ofrecerles otras dos opciones:
- Soy un maldito ateo, así que, según el particular sistema de creencias de prácticamente todas la religiones del. mundo sin sentido del humor, de cualquier manera iré al infierno.
- Soy un pastafarista consumido y consumado, y el Poderoso Monstruo de Espagueti Volado, en su infinita y vitaminada misericordia, me llevará a mí a un paraíso donde corre la cerveza helada desde un volcán y hay una fábrica de strippers para regocijo de los fieles, mientras ustedes, herejes, irán a un infierno donde corre la cerveza caliente y quemada desde otro volcán y hay una fábrica de strippers, quienes, para regocijo de los fieles y castigo a los infieles, están hasta el copete de enfermedades venéreas..
Por tanto, me importa un cuerno la maldad que me deseen, yo sólo puedo desearles ¡Fiesta!
They call me Cuban Pete,
I’m the king of the Rumba beat,
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Yes, sir, I’m Cuban Pete
I’m the craze, of my native street
When I start to dance, everything goes
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
The señorita’s they sing,
And then they swing with their lumbaro.
It’s very nice!
So full of spice
And when they dance and they bring a happy ring,
They’re a care-o, singing a song….
All the day long!
So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I’ll teach you to
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom!
Si Señorita, I know that you would like to chicky boom chick.
It’s very nice!
So full of spice!
I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand,
Then we shall try,
Just you and I…AYE-AYE-AYE!
So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I’ll teach you to
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom!
Ow!
See Ya!
ODIO a Jim Carrey, pero pase por esta vez.
Feliz desenfreno, Guillermito.
Mks.
Jim Carrey? No way! Desi Arnaz! ¡Desiderio Alberto Arnaz y de Acha, III! Lucy’s husband! I love Lucy!
Aaah, bueno, me habías asustado! I love Lucy too, allthough I haven’t seen any show of hers, XD
Shame on you, honey, shame on you. I Love Lucy was the first show to be filmed in high quality, the first broadcasted from outside New York, with a Latin dude (Desi Arnaz’s Enrique Alberto Ricardo y de Acha III) in a main role, with a woman (Lucille Ball’s Lucille Esmeralda McGillicuddy Ricardo) as the main character, the first filmed in multiple stages at once in front of a live audience, and the second show to show a pregnancy on screen (Lucille’s second child, Desi Jr.). And it was a very good show, goddamnit!
And which one was the first to show it?
Mks.
Mary Kay and Johnny, but of course, written and performed by real-life couple Mary Kay and John Stearns. A live-broadcasting situation comedy running from 1947 to 1950, the first sitcom broadcast on network television in the United States, and the first television program to show a couple sharing a bed. In 1948, Mary Kay became pregnant. After unsuccessfully trying to hide it, the show’s producers wrote her pregnancy into the show. On December 31, 1948, the Stearnses’ son Christopher appeared on the show and became a character. He was less than one month old at his first appearance and thus one of the youngest “actors” ever to appear on television. Nice, eh?