Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
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If you were a phaser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
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Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.
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You’d look like Venus de Milo If I just cut off your arms
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Girl, you must be Jamaican, because ya makin’ me crazy.
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Well, how’d you get through security? ‘Cause baby, you’re the bomb.
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You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.
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My love for you’s like diarrhea: I just can’t hold it in.
