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Panorámica de alguna parte del mundo tomada por el dueño del blog.

Panoramas

Escrito y publicado por Quoth el 28/07/2007, a las 08:08:33 pm, 1185667713 segundos Unix, hora Swatch 047.
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Damas y caballeros, niñas y niños, macuarros en general, bienvenidos todos a mi página de fotografías panorámicas.Yo mismo y en persona, con mis propias manos y mi propia cámara y mis propios pleonasmos y mi propio todo, tomé estas fotos durante mi estancia en Vancouver, BC, Canada. Si das un click sobre una foto, ésta crecerá a proporciones insospechadas que además son muy grandes y bastante enormes, sin mencionar que son gigantescas y hasta pantagruélicas. Puedes hacer con ellas lo que quieras, desde utilizarla para practicar tiro al blanco, imprimirlas para decorar tu casa, reducirlas para usarlas como fondo de pantalla, comprarla para hacer de ella un producto comercial, o por lo menos rentarla en forma de una licencia. Disfruten. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, visitors and friends, welcome to my panoramic photographs page.Here you will see the panoramic pictures I took myself, in person, with my very hands and all those redundant things I like to repeat over and over again forever end ever, the panoramic pictures I took, as I was saying, while I’ve been living in Vancouver, BC, Canada. If you click a thumbnail, it will become a huge (and I mean HUGE) photograph. You can print it, save it, love it, hate it, and even modify it, but if you pretend to obtain money from it, you’ll have to share at least a little bit of your earnings with me. That is, if you use it for commercial purposes, you have to pay for a licence. Enjoy.

The best picture I have ever taken: the view I have at my window:

And now, some lesser quality pictures:

Coal Harbour, looking at Stanley Park from Jervis at the Seawall.

Fountain near David Lam Park, at Pacific and Homer.

Coal Harbour and Burrard Inlet. View from Canada Place.


Vertical panorama under the Lion’s Gate Bridge.

Swangard Stadium, Burnaby. Just a few minutes before the Jordan-Zambia match of the FIFA U-20 World Cup 2007.

Swangard Stadium, Burnaby. Just a few minutes before the Uruguay-Spain match of the FIFA U-20 World Cup 2007.

Swangard Stadium, Burnaby. Spain versus Uruguay at the FIFA U-20 World Cup 2007.

Swangard Stadium, Burnaby. Zambia versus Uruguay at the FIFA U-20 World Cup 2007.

The original tribunes of the Swangard Stadium, current home of the Vancouver Whitecaps, whom, oddly enough, play in Burnaby. The metal benches where added specially for the u-20 World Cup.

The beginning (or maybe the end, who cares?) of the Lions Gate Bridge, near Prospect Point, Stanley Park.


Concord Pacific Place at David Lam Park, Canada Day, the last day of the Vancouver International Jazz Festival 2007. Rastrillo was playing.

Burrard Inlet, Stanley Park and Downtown Vancouver, as viewed from Lions Gate Bridge.

Drake and Marinaside, view of False Creek.

Canada Place, Seabus Terminal and Waterfront Station, taken at Howe Street.

360 degrees panorama of Coal Harbour and Burrard Inlet, taken at the public seadock near the floatplate terminal.

West Vancouver, taken from the North West side of the Lions Gate Bridge.

Stanley Park, English Bay and West Vancouver, as viewed from the middle of Lions Gate Bridge.

North Shore, Burrard Inlet and Stanley Park, as viewed from the middle of Lions Gate Bridge.

Nine O’Clock Gun, Coal Harbour and Downtown Vancouver, taken from Hallelujah Point.

Coal Harbour and Downtown Vancouver, taken a few steps ahead of Malkin Bowl.

English Bay and Downtown Vancovuer, as viewed from Vanier Park.

Panorama of False Creek taken at George Wainborn Park.

Panorama of False Creek and Downtown Vancouver, taken from the seawall at Spyglass St.

Bigger (and brighter) panorama of False Creek and Downtown Vancouver, taken from the seawall at Spyglass St.

And yet another panorama of False Creek and Downtown Vancovuer, this time taken at Ferry Road.

360 degree panorama of the foot entrance to Granville Island.

The (currently unknown, but working on it) bridge over the (currently unknown, but working on it) river at West Vancouver, looking at English Bay.

View from Burrard Bridge, looking at English Bay.

View from Burrard Bridge, looking at False Creek.

Vertical view of the centennial Totem Pole at Hadden Park.

View of the Totem Poles at Stanley Park.

Deadmans Island, HMCS Discovery (kind of), The Royal Vancouver Yatch Club and Downtown Vancouver as viewed from Stanley Park.

The Fountain of Lost Lagoon, looking at the West End of Downtown Vancouver from the beginning (maybe the end, who cares?) of Stanley Park Causeway.

The moon over Deadmans Island and Downtown Vancouver (and over the whole world, as a matter of fact).

English Bay at dusk, empty, cloudy, cold, but still, somehow, nice for a walk.

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Gastown, looking at Water, Powell & Alexander streets.
Granville Island, as seen from Granville Bridge over W 2nd Ave. You can see the Kid’s Market at the left.


Granville Island, as viewed from Granville Bridge. We are looking at Cartwright Street… I think…


Granville Island, as viewed from Granville Bridge. We are looking at an alley behind Granville Island Brewery… I think…


Granville Island, as viewed from Granville Bridge. We are looking at Johnstop Street, no doubt.


Granville Island, as viewed from Granville Bridge. We are looking at Ocean Cement, no doubt.


Docks in False Creek, as viewed from the Granville Bridge. George Wainborn Park is in the background.


The same docks in False Creek as in the previous picture, as viewed from the Granville Bridge but on a different angle. George Wainborn Park is still in the background.


Yet another picture of the same docks in False Creek as in the previous pictures, as viewed from the Granville Bridge but on a different angle. George Wainborn Park is still in the background.


Yet another picture of the same docks in False Creek as in the previous pictures, as viewed from the Granville Bridge but on a different angle. George Wainborn Park is still in the background.


Winona Park, at Yukon St and 59th St. We are just one block away from the Langara Golf Course.



English Bay, around 8 o’clock, July 26, 2007. We were waiting for the beginning of the Celebration Of Lights, featuring Spain, at 10 o’clock.


English Bay, around 9 o’clock, July 26, 2007. We were still waiting for the beginning of the Celebration Of Lights, featuring Spain, at 10 o’clock.


Downtown at dusk, as seen from Stanley Park near the first half kilometre of the seawall trail.

A not so different angle of the downtown at dusk, still as seen from Stanley Park near the first half kilometre of the seawall trail, in fact over the salmon stream project.


Inside BC Place. You can see that there are placeholders for baseball games, no astroturf, no fieldturf, no turf at all, and a quite dirty roof. It was noon.


Inside BC Place, but at a different angle. You can see that there are placeholders for baseball games, no astroturf, no fieldturf, no turf at all, and a quite brilliant roof. It was noon.


Queen Elizabeth Park, as seen from Cambie St. and 33 Ave. There is a golf course inside the park.


Vancouver’s downtown at dusk, as seen from kilometre 1.5 of the seawall trail at Stanley Park. The 9 O’Clock Gun went off a few minutes earlier.


Vancouver’s downtown at night, as seen from kilometre 1.5 of the seawall trail at Stanley Park. This is the biggest, baddest, meanest, largest panorama I’ve ever taken and it has stitching errors in the sky, most noticeable at the left side. It’s also a HUGE file.

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